In a comical case of bitter irony, I'm going to write about how my life is so uninteresting that I have nothing about which I could write.
My life is so horrifically blasé that I find it difficult to think of things to fill up blog posts - so much so that I've resorted to rewording sentences and sticking 'em back in just to make it seem like I'm saying something different when I'm not saying anything different at all (for proof, peep dat opening sentence of this paragraph), akin to trying to write a university essay.
Each day is pretty much the same:
1) Sleep (typically at a ghastly hour of the actual morning like 7:30 AM)
2) Wake up (let's say 2:30, but it's pretty give or take)
3) Work, if I have work that day
4) Go home
5) Watch Netflix/play video games/play Candy Crush/smoke weed/read a book for hours
6) Cry until I shrivel up like a grape in the sun
There are changes here and there, though. Once in a while, I'll go out and do something with my pals. Maybe the girls will come over and we'll jack around and be fatasses in the basement. But aside from a few sporadic outings or lurking in the lair and eating nachos, my days remain stale and mundane. I don't remember last summer being this boring, but I think I'm being a bit unfair to myself. I'm broke as tits, the weather is tragic, and the situations between some of my friends are... Strained, one could say. Still, it's a total bummer that as each day passes, a little bit of my soul flies away into the fleeting summer wind. I'm 20 years young with a license, a car, and not a care in the world - shouldn't I be having a gatdamn ball?
Now that I really think of it, I don't know what I'm actually expecting out of life. I want something really crazy to happen, like if a dude came and whisked me away on a hot air balloon and we traveled to Southeast Asia in it. That'd be the coolest. But obvi that's not gonna happen. So, like, I think I'm just being a whiny cunt. It's just that I wish I could have more stuff to do than go to the movies. I think I wanna go to the beach, and on a hike, and to Elora Gorge (FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, PLEASE), and camping, and to the States. I really want to do all that stuff. Go to concerts and get shittered or day drink on a patio.
I think what I really want is material for my new summer video. I need footage, people. Cool footage.
Alright, I'm outie. It's like quarter past eight in the morning whoops lol.
Sayonara!
