I have an exam in 11 hours and I am not prepared, but here I am writing a blog post about how unprepared I am for the exam I have in 11 hours when, instead, I could be preparing for the exam I have in 11 hours. But the kids say YOLO these days, and I'm afraid I gotta listen to what's new and hip with the kids.
Honestly, I'm pretty much in Lala Land right now. Seven long, long, LOOOOOONG days from now, I'm leaving this godforsaken continent and jet-setting to Glasgow with my best friends for three weeks. How can you expect me to be staring a lecture slides and shit when all that's on my mind is snorting coke off a bagpipe or sticking opium suppositories in my butthole a la Mark Renton or whatever it is Scottish people do.
I was gonna keep on typing, but honestly, I'm an idiot and I know I should study. So, like, I'm gonna.
Ok.
I'm gonna.
Go.
Right now.
Bye.
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